saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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