Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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