garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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