If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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