At least make sure they are 18
Why
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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