...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
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I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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