giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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