Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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