I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
well you can't waste a boner
I understand Curling. That high.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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