After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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