Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
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