Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
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Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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