it wasn't lemon gatorade
Can Purell be used as lube?
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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