I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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