My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think i scared a bird with my dick
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
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