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• (858): View more from California

  that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.

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• (805): View more from California

  we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start

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• (415): View more from California

  did we hook up?

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  no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt

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• (650): View more from California

  Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...

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• (845): View more from New York

  Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz

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• (850): View more from Florida

  No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.

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• (682): View more from Texas

  You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.

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