that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.