and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
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Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
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was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.