You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???