What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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