No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I supernannyed him into submission
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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