My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
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Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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