The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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