Buhtt sex?
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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