i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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