Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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