Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
You work out of a Hotel?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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