Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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