I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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