yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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