Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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