would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
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She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
I didn't notice because vodka
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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