she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
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I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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