Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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