office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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