Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
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she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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