on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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