I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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