i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Four minutes until I can fart!
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
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