so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
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We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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