It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
how does that bad decision feel?
Shame - the story of my life.
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