I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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