i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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