I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
