So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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