No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
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