I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Even my vagina gasped.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
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I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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