Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
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