I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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