Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
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i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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