Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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