i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
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We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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