that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
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"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
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