How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
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Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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