I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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