And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Randomize
