I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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