Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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